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Dickify your favorite

character, celebrity, or loved one!

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Dicks by Delanie offers a unique, customized, high quality alternative to your run-of-the-mill plastic penis-themed merchandise with their designer dickartoons. Each design is created by a professional cartoonist just for you! 


DBD was birthed in 2015 when CEO, Delanie Fischer, was asked to bring a handmade item to a holiday party for a white elephant gift exchange. Delanie decided to paint a coffee mug, and what else would be on it other than a bunch of colorful penises? The mug was an unexpected hit, and soon after, Delanie's friends started asking her for sets of “dick mugs” for their homes. This hobby evolved into Delanie turning characters, celebrities, loved ones, and objects into penis cartoons, and eventually, she was able to leave her day job to “do dicks” full-time (yes, that’s how she gave work her notice). Dicks by Delanie has since added to their team and expanded to digital products. Delanie prides herself on supporting up-and-coming talent while spreading laughter via designer dickartoons all around the world. 


Dicks by Delanie designer dickartoons are the perfect gag gift (pun intended) for any occasion! Our customers enjoy sending their dick pics as e-cards, posting them on social media, and printing them on mugs, shirts, cards, tote bags, pillows, phone cases, and more! For all of your dick printing needs, visit here: dick prints!


Delanie Fischer

CEO, Dicks by Delanie

Delanie Fischer is an entrepreneur and creative consultant.


Fischer currently assists other creatives and entrepreneurs with starting and scaling their businesses via her creative consulting services, Doin It with Delanie


Delanie has a background in comedy, writing, and producing. She has been featured on NBC’s Last Call with Carson Daly, wrote Lifetime’s Bad Tutor, and currently co-hosts a top iTunes podcast, Self-Helpless


More about Delanie Fischer 


Riley Keane

Presidick,        Dicks by Delanie

Hello! This here is Riley, the cartoonist for Dicks by Delanie


Since childhood, Riley’s found themselves drawn to the world of art from the cartoons on tv to the illustrations in school textbooks. As time went on and the doodles never stopped appearing in notebooks, they found that creative, artistic industries were what they wanted to be part of. They attended North Central College, graduating with a BA in Graphic Arts, and strive to eventually get their foot in the animation industry.


Riley currently resides in the Greater Chicago Area and has a background in cartooning, illustration, and graphic design. In addition to work, they are developing their own personal projects, which is where a lot of their personal artwork comes from. 


Non-art related interests include animals, true crime podcasts, and referencing way too many movies and TV shows.


Portfolio: https://felinerye.myportfolio.com/
Twitter (art and rambles) & Instagram: @felinerye